he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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