FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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