Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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