so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He passed out mid-signature
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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