Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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