Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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