i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
