Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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