you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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