NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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