is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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