Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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