shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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