It's just like the Real World with babies
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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