I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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