its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
No...this little piggys going to the bar
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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