so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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