Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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