Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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