She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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