i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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