Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Your penis caused this!
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