ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize