well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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