Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
