The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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