marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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