I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
