He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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