You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
