Having a random hookup so left but love u
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he thought i was a dude.
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I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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