I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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