I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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