so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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