The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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