my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Randomize
