yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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