So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I just gift wrapped bread.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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