Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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