Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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