There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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