chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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