Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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