I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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