When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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