just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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