Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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