I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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