Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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