Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize