"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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