He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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