ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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