careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You smell like stripper and shame
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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