I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
ttyl tear gas
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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