I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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