Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
did you just send me my own nude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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